IDRIVEALARGECAR
09-28-2006, 04:52 PM
Dan wanted to have sex with his co-worker in the worst way, so he offered her $100 to have sex with him and she said no way, so Dan said "Please, it will only take a second. I will just drop the money on the floor and bend over to pick it up and in no time I will be done". With that she said, "I have to ask my boyfriend first." So she called her boyfriend and he said, "Well, I don't think he can get it done by the time you pick up the money, go ahead and tell him you will do it for $200". So the next day she said, "OK, I will do it for $200, but my boyfriend is here and wants to wait." Dan said "Great, let's go to the copy room". After about 25 minutes, they both come out, Dan with big smile, and Marge with sweat all over her brow and a disgusted look on her face. Her boyfriend said, "Marge, what took so long?" And she said, "He used Quarters!"