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OTIS RATBONE
12-21-2006, 01:18 PM
One Day, Neil Bonnet Passed Away. As He Stood Before The Pearly Gates, He Looked Up At Saint Peter And Said, "What Do You Do For Fun Around Here?"
St Peter Replied, "Look Behind That Door."
Neil Looked Behind The Door, And Lo And Behold, There Was A Full Size Race Track With An Exact Replica Of His Race Car. He Hopped In And Raced Around The Track Until He Got Bored.
He Turned To St Peter And Said, "This Is Played Out!"
So St Peter Said To Him, "Look Behind That Door Over There."
Lo And Behold, There Was Davey Allison And His Race Car. Davey And Neil Raced For Days. Finally, They Both Decided That This, Too, Was Played Out. So They Went To St Peter And Asked Again, "What Else Is There To Do?"
St Peter Said, "Look Behind Door Number Three." T
They Looked Behind Door Number Three And There Was Dale Earnhardt And His Number Three Chevrolet.
Davey And Neil Jumped Up And Said, "Is Dale Earnhardt Dead?"
And St Peter Said, "No! that Is God's Car!!!!!

This Joke Was Created Before His Passing.