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Mike Fields
03-14-2007, 10:27 PM
The following was forwarded to me by Charlie Floge. I don't know if I agree with it; but it should be good for a lot of commentary on both side. Let the yelling and screaming begin!

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WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

WE NEED TO FIND AND VOTE IN "THIS" PRESIDENT.

My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days.

It is now time to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on "List 2" ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine ? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France .

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home .

On that note, a word to "ALL" terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you, your family, all your "Jihadi" friends and the rest of your country from the face of the earth. It will be a "Take no prisoners, spare no civilians (they like to dance in the streets at our expense anyway) policy". Period!!

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China .

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades.

We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You law breakers have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York!!

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2 President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway.

Immediately, we will be using all subsidized corn, beans, wheat and anything else this country grows, that is sent around the world, (at our expense mind you), to help those starving countries to be used for Americans first, and anything left over will be used to make alternative fuels. Making us non-dependent on foreign oil. Also, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come, and help with the transition to the alternative fuels.

If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to "List 2" above: pick a country and move there. They care.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "Oh well."

Maybe we'll help you later, when we are liked again.

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America It is time to eliminate homelessness in America.

To the nations on List 1, a final thought: Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget. You have our undying support and help always.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.

God bless America . Thank you and good night.

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.

Let's get this to millions of USA computers!

Mortgage Guy
03-15-2007, 07:35 AM
Well said...

catfish
03-15-2007, 09:16 AM
AMEN TO THAT:cheers:

unowho243
03-15-2007, 12:23 PM
This should be posted on every forum that we can get ourselves into and maybe it will wake someone up!

The Bullfather
03-15-2007, 04:15 PM
Canada has been helping in the war, so they are now off list 2 and added to list 1. But they might be on list 3 for giving us half of hollywood and country music (how in the world do they have popluar artists that are country from Canada?) Many soliders have laid down their lives. I was watching the pregame for the Islanders and someone had 2 golaie helmets one painted for Canada and one for America. Many players are going to sign it from the NHL and they will be auctioned off. The Canandian process go towards needy families for fallen soliders and Ameicas will go to USO.

catfish
03-15-2007, 06:54 PM
No Canada is useless and belongs with France on any list

RickFigure8
03-18-2007, 02:50 AM
As of the beginning of Dec. 06, Felipe Calderon is the Mexican president. http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/12/01/news/mexico.php