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The Bullfather
04-06-2007, 12:50 PM
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there ain't no Rappers doin' NASCAR

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the stereo.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on the car and hold up their pants at the same
time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on the track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the (CENSORED).

# 3 - Cadillac Escalade isn't approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY RAPPERS DON'T DO NASCAR...

#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways