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nascarracer20
03-14-2008, 02:40 PM
where was that crazy nyc bus driver-go-cart racer at pratice??????? i think he needs to move from go-cart to school bus demos the way he drives lol

Scotty Wolf
03-15-2008, 03:30 AM
Lol Rob, your funny, I do have some bus experience though, experience in crashing them too, he he.

nascarracer20
03-15-2008, 09:26 PM
good luck in the 2008 go cart season go get the championship trophy....

Scotty Wolf
03-15-2008, 10:35 PM
Now that's better Rob, thanks, IM gonna try, came up short last year.

nascar071
03-16-2008, 10:00 AM
If he drives that go cart like he drives the bus, he better tell everyone to get off the sidewalk!!!!!

Tracy87BB
03-16-2008, 10:15 AM
That's quite the comment coming from you nascar071, since you actually put him behind the wheel of your BB car!:lol:

Scotty Wolf
03-16-2008, 03:05 PM
Thank you for sticking up for me Tracy. Hey Ronnie, just because I once crashed my bus into a building doesn't make me a bad driver LOL.

Tracy87BB
03-16-2008, 03:13 PM
In that case, Scotty, I might have to rethink...you crashed your bus into a BUILDING?!? Nascar071, what the heck were you thinking letting him drive your car??? At least the worst thing I ever hit was a ferry...got a ride available for me???:lol:

W. J.
03-16-2008, 04:13 PM
:lol:A FERRY!!! :lol:
I wouldn't loan you my bike!!!:lol:

nascarracer20
03-16-2008, 06:15 PM
If he drives that go cart like he drives the bus, he better tell everyone to get off the sidewalk!!!!!

did he tell you it was fried chicken place......

Scotty Wolf
03-16-2008, 06:16 PM
Yes, I did Tracy, got blasted by a cab at a high rate of speed, got thrown out of my seat, bus was in gear and going down the road towards Popeye's Chicken with me laying on the floor of bus, lol. Hey, come to think of it.....I should not be blamed at all, I actually was not "driving" the bus at the time, lol.

nascar071
03-18-2008, 11:22 AM
Scott's the only one I know who can drive and eat chicken at the same time. You see what happens when he runs out. He falls out of his seat and tries to get off the bus before it stops.

Scotty Wolf
03-18-2008, 12:42 PM
Ronnies right, I needed more chicken lol. And as for you Tracy......Hit a ferry? Please explain, he he, this ought to be good.

Tracy87BB
03-18-2008, 12:50 PM
That would require a face-to-face explanation...it just wouldn't be the same if I tried to explain it here.:wave:

Besides, if I want to drive an Enduro in 2008, I might not want everyone to know about that!:lol:

nascar071
03-18-2008, 04:43 PM
Hey Scott , Joel said your ending your career the same way you started it, in a go cart

nascar071
03-18-2008, 04:50 PM
Scott I just figured out how to get you how to win in the go cart. We'll just hang a chicken leg out on a stick with string in front of the go cart LOL

nascar071
03-18-2008, 05:02 PM
Joel Said " I have nothing to do with this"

nascar071
03-18-2008, 05:07 PM
scott ron said you could't race your self out of a paper bag ....lol.....

W. J.
03-18-2008, 06:38 PM
scott ron said you couldn't race your self out of a paper bag ....lol.....Ah, but would he race his way INTO paper bag to begin with???

nascarracer20
03-18-2008, 06:47 PM
no he aint ending it he is just starting it and going to be long islands go cart champ in 2008 wait and see......:wave:

Scotty Wolf
03-19-2008, 12:36 PM
You guys are funny, I don't know what to say, lost for words here. Now Tracy, were you driving a car or a boat when you hit this ferry? Were you eating chicken? Lol, he he.

Tracy87BB
03-19-2008, 12:39 PM
Scotty Wolf at a loss for words? Wow! Has that ever happened before?

To humor you...I was driving a van...and no, there was no chicken involved.

I'm thinking, though, that I'm perfectly qualified to drive Ron Langdon's car...what do you think, Ronnie???

nascarracer20
03-19-2008, 02:52 PM
scott ron said you could't race your self out of a paper bag ....lol.....

yo guys everyone needs to save there chicken grease for scott to put in his go cart the smell will make him run even faster cause he will be thinking hes driving to a fast food chicken place.....

Tracy87BB
03-19-2008, 03:40 PM
To a fast food chicken place...or through a fast food chicken place?

Those of us who go to the track on Saturday nights would appreciate it if he left the walls intact!!!:lol:

Wow, talk about a thread that got derailed...

W. J.
03-19-2008, 04:41 PM
Yeah, let's get back on the subject here. Why DID Scotty miss practice? LOL!

Tracy87BB
03-19-2008, 05:05 PM
Awwww, WJ, no fair redirecting the thread before I got an answer from Ronnie...:*-(

Scotty Wolf
03-20-2008, 03:00 AM
W.J., I missed practice because I have decided to wait till April 5th, lol. Tracy, no, I have never before been at a loss for words, lol.Also,I promise I will not knock the wall down, he he.

nascar071
03-20-2008, 07:39 AM
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh,

Tracy87BB
03-20-2008, 08:35 AM
Imagine that...one single thread that managed to leave both Scotty Wolf and Ron Langdon speechless... That HAS to be a first!

Don't worry Ron...just let me know when you're bringing the car out...I'll be there with helmet and firesuit in hand! You won't have to say anything!

Scotty Wolf
03-20-2008, 11:56 AM
Hey Ronnie, let Tracy drive your ride, IM sure she can't drive it any worse than I did, lol.

W. J.
03-20-2008, 12:02 PM
Yeah, Ron, let her drive it, but give us fair warning. I want to remember to sit in the pits grandstands, protected by 2 walls!

nascar071
03-21-2008, 08:03 AM
Dont you mean two walls and a dock

Tracy87BB
03-21-2008, 09:05 AM
Is that an invitation to come run practice laps in your parking lot, Ron???:lol:

hodge racing
03-21-2008, 10:27 AM
no he aint ending it he is just starting it and going to be long islands go cart champ in 2008 wait and see......:wave:

hey you think if i keep scott away from chicken i might still have a shot at a threepeat in 2008. its nothing but pizza for you scott. best of luck to you scott in the upcoming season. we are going to have a tough class this year im looking foward to it. see you on the fifth of april. hey ron your car seems to get passed around whens my turn. joe hodge

Scotty Wolf
03-21-2008, 12:33 PM
Well Joe, I hate to say, I love pizza and that may be the trick to help me dethrone you, lol. Thanks for the well wishing and good luck to you too Joe. Hey, come to think of it Joe, I think it was the bagels slowing me down, lol.

hodge racing
03-21-2008, 12:44 PM
well scott its bagels on me all season long unless of course you get a craving for chicken. but i need to go on a diet. i had to buy a butterfly steering wheel because my belly was hitting the other one. im glad they added 15 pounds to our minimum weight. lol

Scotty Wolf
03-21-2008, 12:47 PM
Joe, my belly got bigger too this winter, lol, I am also glad they made the minimum wieght 225, lol. No bagels for me, only for your son lol.

nascarracer20
03-21-2008, 03:59 PM
yea his belly got bigger but his go cart got faster cause he is useing chicken grease to power it...:lol: if you know anyone that cooks chicken tell them to save the grease for his go cart he will need it....also save your chicken bones maybe scott can build a chicken go cart to race outta bones....

hodge racing
03-25-2008, 06:18 AM
no chicken bones on the race track please :eek:

hodge racing
03-25-2008, 06:23 AM
scott im not sure if you heard but they added another practice on saturday the 29th im going to go to this one hope to see you there :applause:

Scotty Wolf
03-25-2008, 12:03 PM
Thanks Joe, I did not know that. My kart is not ready yet, I guess I will be home eating some chicken, lol.

Tracy87BB
03-25-2008, 02:12 PM
Scotty, maybe you and I should meet up to take some practice laps around Ron's parking lot. I don't know the area, but I'm sure there's some kind of chicken place around...and enough docks to keep me busy for a while! Wonder if Ron's car is ready...

nascar071
03-25-2008, 02:16 PM
The car's not ready , but I have a go cart you can race in my parking lot

Tracy87BB
03-25-2008, 02:18 PM
I have a helmet...no need for a firesuit, as long as I know who is supplying the life preserver!:lol:

Scotty can bring the chicken...

nascarracer20
03-25-2008, 03:03 PM
theres a Boston Market on Atlantic ave, Scott's favorite chicken hang out..but dont worry Scott doesnt drive the bus in that area, only Queens....

hodge racing
03-26-2008, 07:35 AM
The car's not ready , but I have a go cart you can race in my parking lot

hey Ron i have many laps of experience in your parking lot as a kid in a go kart. there was also a parking lot behind the Freeport junk yard i would drive my kart in along with Freeport Stadium. Scott would remember that. i raced bicycles with Scotty Wolf thats how far we go back, aint that right Scotty.

Tracy87BB
03-26-2008, 11:13 AM
They had bicycles way back then?:lol:

Scotty Wolf
03-26-2008, 11:14 AM
No good Tracy, to dangerous for you, the canal is right there ( boats too, no ferry though lol). That's right Joe, I remeber those bicycle races, lol. Hey Joe, were you trying to trick me....... the added practice is this Sunday, not Saturday lol.

Scotty Wolf
03-26-2008, 11:32 AM
Yes, they had bicycles back then, lol, your funny Tracy, good one.

nascarracer20
03-27-2008, 08:07 PM
yo scott i bet when you were kids you would ride your bike to the pizza shop or the fried chicken place to eat

Scotty Wolf
03-28-2008, 03:12 AM
Actually not Rob, we would ride into Merrick for Mcdonalds ( and they did not have chicken back then lol). Hey Joe, remember the wooden push go karts with the " Big Wheel" tires in the back and the metal garbage can mounted in front, for our legs to go into, lol. Those were the days, damn we are old lol.

hodge racing
03-28-2008, 07:23 AM
yes i remember well, i have pictures of a few of my old push karts. i remember about six of us racing on st. marks ave when 2 neighbors came up and asked where we had gotten all the garbage cans lol. there had been many garbage cans missing around the neighborhood. artie russell got caught because you could still see the guys house number on the garbge can.lol i miss those days, freeport was like mayberry back then, man we are getting old.:(

nascar071
03-28-2008, 06:11 PM
Scott still has his garbage can . its called his waist line

nascar071
03-28-2008, 06:12 PM
Scott , what does Mary Cloth Linen Service mean?

nascarracer20
03-28-2008, 09:27 PM
was that his first place to eat fried chicken?????

Scotty Wolf
03-31-2008, 12:18 AM
OK, here it goes, wanna laugh? "Mary Cloth Linen Supply" was a joke my crew played on me back in 1988 when I was running my SK at waterford. Well, I used to have this blanket that I would lay down when I would go under the car so to keep me somewhat clean, well my crew would break my balls and call it a Mary cloth. So one day I go to the garage to work on the car and the guys are all standing around, then I notice on my right rear quarter panel ( where it used to say "sponsor wanted"), Joel painted, you guessed it " Mary Cloth Linen Supply", lol. No, I did not race it with that on there lol. Funny Joel ( and Ronnie), I kinda forgot about that one.

Tracy87BB
03-31-2008, 06:19 AM
Nice...somehow it doesn't suprise me that Ronnie would be in on something like that. Funnier, though, is that I was barely out of elementary school then!:lol:

hodge racing
03-31-2008, 06:41 AM
hey scott did you have a blanket back when we had the push karts with the garbage cans on them.lol scott you missed a real good practice on sunday it was perfect racing weather. i was the only over 35 driver there so i ran with senior champ. i ran pretty good considering i was giving away 20 lbs. i will see you on saturday or are you going to skip that practice and give us all a head start.:confused: give me a call joe

Tracy87BB
03-31-2008, 10:49 AM
I'll bet this is the most popular Scotty has ever been...
58 replies on this thread...
OK, now your 15 minutes of fame are over Scotty...but don't cry in your bucket of chicken because we'll still talk to you.:lol:

nascar071
03-31-2008, 01:24 PM
15 minutes of fame over? I'm just getting started.

nascarracer20
03-31-2008, 05:31 PM
me too im not done yet Scotty...now you got to go out there on Sunday and show them your racing fame aint over yet and go win that race and show them what chicken grease can do for your go-cart..lol

nascarracer20
04-02-2008, 06:40 PM
was that scotty today at the kfc in patchoge getting his go cart gas at the drive tru window.......looks like he got excited and drove right into the drive tru window today check out news 12......lol

nascar071
04-04-2008, 10:00 AM
Scott, I have a question. How did you charger car survive the fire? And where can I find "Gergory's Towing"?

nascarracer20
04-04-2008, 12:37 PM
hey ron when can scotty race your car?????????

nascar071
04-04-2008, 04:27 PM
Its only set -up for left foot braking , so I don't know if Scott can drive it.

nascarracer20
04-04-2008, 07:00 PM
yea he can drive it hes learning how to use the front bumber better ron lol....you need to teach him to use the left foot only.....

nascarracer20
04-07-2008, 08:27 PM
what happen to you on sunday you forgot to race or you ate too much pizza or fried chicken and put on an extra 15 pounds and knew the go cart would just put around.....lol...this sunday is another shot no bagels or dounuts for you sunday morning if you want to win the race....robert

Scotty Wolf
04-08-2008, 02:58 AM
Yes Rob, I ate to much and couldn't get up,lol. Just kidding, the reason I missed the race was because I have decided to run a limited schedule and the weather looked bad for this one. I will be at the next one weather permitting. I sure hope you or Joe brings me some chicken.

nascarracer20
04-08-2008, 11:55 AM
You Need A Chicken Or Pizza Sponcer So You Can Get All You Want To Eat Then.......lol I Might Know A Chicken Place On Straight Path..they Sell Good Chicken And Ribs....

nascarracer20
04-08-2008, 05:25 PM
Hey Scotty Joel Says You Were At A Weight Watchers Meeting On Sunday Thats Why You Didnt Race....lol

nascar071
04-09-2008, 02:06 PM
must have been his first visit!:):):)

nascarracer20
04-09-2008, 05:46 PM
yea ron i think it was his first visit there but i saw him today eating fried chicken pizza in merrick.....:lol:

nascar071
04-10-2008, 03:32 PM
I heard Jenny-Craig lost Kirsty Ally as their spokes person, Maybe Scott can apply for the job and pick up some sponsor money along the way

nascarracer20
04-11-2008, 11:12 AM
yea ron good idea jenny craig did loose her job..scotty would be a great spokesperson for them. cause hes a rookie go cart driver...lol

Scotty Wolf
04-11-2008, 12:11 PM
You guys are funny, IM lost for words again lol.

hodge racing
04-11-2008, 12:59 PM
im getting fatter just reading this stuff.:drool:

nascarracer20
04-11-2008, 01:51 PM
just remember to bring scotty bagels and dounuts on sunday the heavier the slower he will go lol..just kidding scott.....

Scotty Wolf
04-12-2008, 11:37 AM
This is good guys, all this talking about me eating is making Joe hungry, eat Joe, eat ( hopefully you will pack on some pounds that will slow you down), lol.

nascarracer20
04-12-2008, 01:52 PM
everyone just remember to feed scooty any type of food the more he eats the slower he gets...lol just kidding scott....but i do know of a good chicken and rib store on straight path maybe we can get you a sponcer so you can get free chicken and ribs...hahahaha

hodge racing
04-14-2008, 01:43 PM
hey scotty i missed you on sunday i thought you were going to come out this week. maybe you went out for dinner or something,boy your gonna have some left side weight in that kart lol give me a call when you get a chance. joe :D

nascarracer20
04-14-2008, 11:08 PM
yea he went to sizzler sat nite so he felt too bog down to race he ate too much buffet there lol hope to see you at the next race and see you in victory lane good luck.....rob