EnduroFromDE
03-24-2008, 10:42 PM
My Brother was on this Forum a few days back going through older post but did not understand some of the topics everyone was talking about. So I desided since its like 11:00 PM-ish and I have nothing else to do but sleep, and well I'm not tired, to post a little UND or the Unofficial NEETS Dictionary. If anyone would like to add to this, just post it here or email me and I will add them to the list. Thank you...
The Unofficial NEETS Dictionary
The Beaters With Heaters: Normally run in January, a race that traditionally kicks off the beginig of the NEETS Season. This race, stared in 2004, still holds the record for most 4 cylinder cars entered in a NEETS Race with 96 "Beaters", held back in 2005, in only the second season
Beaters with Windows Closed and the Heat on Low: With the origianl "Beaters w/ Heater" being postpones the last two years and being held in the Summer time, this name was suggested by Eric Drews of New Jersey, to replace the "Beaters with Heaters" after a late start in the NEETS Schedule.(Eric Drews)
Dictionay: The Incurrect way of spelling Dictionary, unless it is 11:00 PM-ish and you cant go back and change the title of the Post.
The Fem-Duro: A Non-point, Tag-Team style race, held annually on the NEETS Schedule, involving one male and one female, taking turns in a 50 lap race. Wifes, Girl Friends, Mothers, Daughters, Dog Groomer, or any other Female may participate with the male. Ladies First, seems to be the yearly norm, with the males taking over in the same running order as the females finished.
The Frankenduro: An Infamouse Event held yearly on the NEETS Schedule casted around Halloween. Most Beaters are dressed in body parts otherwise unknown to the outside realms, sometime you may see a car or two dressed up as well.
The MUTHA of All Enduros: One of the most circled Event on the NEETS calendar, hosted towards the middle of November. With the Amount of laps, talent, entry fee, and new drivers doubled in the event, the Payout sometimes are trippled, not to mention the intensity, having in 2007, 3 drivers had a shot at the 6/8 cyl Championship, and 5 drivers had a shot in the 4 cyl. With over 500 laps of racing, The Mutha is the busiest single day Event for the NEETSites.
NEETS: North East Enduro Tour Series
NEETSians: Residents of NEETSville. Most of these folks are 'lefties', not 'righties'.(Eric Drews)
NEETSified: To become in the state of NEETS (Eric Drews)
NEETSites: The People of NEETS, Including, but not limited to, Official NEETS Officials, NEETS Drivers, NEETS Drivers Family members, NEETS Forums' members, and NEETS FANS. (Joe C.)
NEETSville: (AKA Enduroville) Wherever NEETS desides to roam. Normally followed in packs by the NEETSites.
NEETS FANS: North East Enduro Tour Series Fans Attending NEETS Spectacles (ME)
NEETS Road Rally/Scavenger Hunt/Enduro Race: An unofficial Event held Between the Long Island Expressway to the Garden State Parkway, in which participants, not including officials, will particiapate in a sequence of Events. First all participants would search for their hidden Transponders while taking out Toll Booths. If you succeed, only then will you be entered into the 100 lap Enduro Event, which would be held at the Cheesequake Rest Area, with a mandatory pit stop on lap 50 at the Cinnabon/Starbucks. An one-time only Maaco special paint job and one year all paid EZ Pass will be awarded to the winner. (Cindy)
Pennsyltuckians: Well, you got me, I dont think anyone knows this one, Petey??
PM-ish: A round about time in which is the present or in which a perticular Event will take place, when a direct time is not given. (Joe C.)
White Lake Speedway: Although unofficially named yet, it is the unofficial Enduroville for the NEETSites for the 2008 NEETS Season.
NOTES: (newly added, (founder of word/phrase))
Now this is just to take everyones mind and questions away from Joe and Erin about where, when, and how NEETS will be running this/next year.
The Unofficial NEETS Dictionary
The Beaters With Heaters: Normally run in January, a race that traditionally kicks off the beginig of the NEETS Season. This race, stared in 2004, still holds the record for most 4 cylinder cars entered in a NEETS Race with 96 "Beaters", held back in 2005, in only the second season
Beaters with Windows Closed and the Heat on Low: With the origianl "Beaters w/ Heater" being postpones the last two years and being held in the Summer time, this name was suggested by Eric Drews of New Jersey, to replace the "Beaters with Heaters" after a late start in the NEETS Schedule.(Eric Drews)
Dictionay: The Incurrect way of spelling Dictionary, unless it is 11:00 PM-ish and you cant go back and change the title of the Post.
The Fem-Duro: A Non-point, Tag-Team style race, held annually on the NEETS Schedule, involving one male and one female, taking turns in a 50 lap race. Wifes, Girl Friends, Mothers, Daughters, Dog Groomer, or any other Female may participate with the male. Ladies First, seems to be the yearly norm, with the males taking over in the same running order as the females finished.
The Frankenduro: An Infamouse Event held yearly on the NEETS Schedule casted around Halloween. Most Beaters are dressed in body parts otherwise unknown to the outside realms, sometime you may see a car or two dressed up as well.
The MUTHA of All Enduros: One of the most circled Event on the NEETS calendar, hosted towards the middle of November. With the Amount of laps, talent, entry fee, and new drivers doubled in the event, the Payout sometimes are trippled, not to mention the intensity, having in 2007, 3 drivers had a shot at the 6/8 cyl Championship, and 5 drivers had a shot in the 4 cyl. With over 500 laps of racing, The Mutha is the busiest single day Event for the NEETSites.
NEETS: North East Enduro Tour Series
NEETSians: Residents of NEETSville. Most of these folks are 'lefties', not 'righties'.(Eric Drews)
NEETSified: To become in the state of NEETS (Eric Drews)
NEETSites: The People of NEETS, Including, but not limited to, Official NEETS Officials, NEETS Drivers, NEETS Drivers Family members, NEETS Forums' members, and NEETS FANS. (Joe C.)
NEETSville: (AKA Enduroville) Wherever NEETS desides to roam. Normally followed in packs by the NEETSites.
NEETS FANS: North East Enduro Tour Series Fans Attending NEETS Spectacles (ME)
NEETS Road Rally/Scavenger Hunt/Enduro Race: An unofficial Event held Between the Long Island Expressway to the Garden State Parkway, in which participants, not including officials, will particiapate in a sequence of Events. First all participants would search for their hidden Transponders while taking out Toll Booths. If you succeed, only then will you be entered into the 100 lap Enduro Event, which would be held at the Cheesequake Rest Area, with a mandatory pit stop on lap 50 at the Cinnabon/Starbucks. An one-time only Maaco special paint job and one year all paid EZ Pass will be awarded to the winner. (Cindy)
Pennsyltuckians: Well, you got me, I dont think anyone knows this one, Petey??
PM-ish: A round about time in which is the present or in which a perticular Event will take place, when a direct time is not given. (Joe C.)
White Lake Speedway: Although unofficially named yet, it is the unofficial Enduroville for the NEETSites for the 2008 NEETS Season.
NOTES: (newly added, (founder of word/phrase))
Now this is just to take everyones mind and questions away from Joe and Erin about where, when, and how NEETS will be running this/next year.