Teds Race Tours
10-05-2008, 01:20 AM
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortelstock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines
stock you would have $49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would
have nothing left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer,
then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines
stock you would have $49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would
have nothing left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer,
then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-Keg Plan.