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DAN D.
04-15-2005, 01:28 PM
PRISON VS WORK

Just in case you ever get these two mixed up. This should make things a little bit clearer:

IN PRISON.. You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

Have a Great Day at WORK!!!
:confused:

Jeff T
04-15-2005, 05:51 PM
Love It ! Makes you wonder which is worse....

LongIslandJam
04-15-2005, 06:10 PM
But Dan, aren't you allowed to play that video clip of you driving the Modified nonstop at work :p

art11758
04-18-2005, 11:16 AM
All kidding aside I will gladly take freedom over incarceration. Work may be sucky but ya get to go home after eight hours or so.