View Full Version : Redneck Love Poem...
Jeff T
04-26-2005, 09:06 PM
What's a redneck's famous last words?
"Hey Y'all, Watch This!"
Jones44
04-27-2005, 05:45 AM
WJ, that reminds me of one of my favorite "Foxworthyisms":
"If you go to the family reunion to meet women, you might be a redneck" :D
allhailunc
04-27-2005, 11:28 AM
Or if you think The "Nutcracker" is something you did off the high dive
or if you've ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of the water tower to defend your sister's honor
or if someone yells "Hoe Down" and yer girlfreind hits the floor
or if you take yer dog for a walk and you both use the tree on the corner
YOU MIGHT JUST BE A "REDNECK" :lol:
PT4cylEnduro
04-27-2005, 02:47 PM
If your mama
richardpetey
04-27-2005, 08:38 PM
If you consider a six-pack and a bug zapper quality entertainment............... :eek:
If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.................. :help:
If you think a "volvo" is part of a womens anatomy.................... :lol:
If you mow your lawn and find another enduro car............. :confused:
If the porch on your trailer home collapses and kills three of your best hunting dogs....... :*-(
UNCLE PETEY........................ :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:
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