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05-12-2005, 01:40 AM
Once Upon A Time...

Once upon a time, Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo were all having a chat.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."

"I must be the smallest person in the world," said Tom Thumb.

"I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world," said Quasimodo.

So the three of them decided to go to the office of the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official," she said, "I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb was next and emerged triumphantly, "I AM officially the smallest person in the world!"

Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and forlorn; and asked, "Who is Camilla Parker Bowles?"

:lol: