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NEETS-1
07-09-2005, 11:10 AM
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and *** kissing that will put you over the top.

RGeeProductions
07-09-2005, 03:55 PM
Good one Billy!!!

BWR
07-10-2005, 12:36 AM
right b/s will get you far. :lol:

wshultz
07-10-2005, 12:39 AM
I guess that took some thinking billnuts. I like the a55 kissing one. :lol: :wave:

DAN D.
07-10-2005, 08:28 AM
I wonder what opinion adds up to ?? like professional opinion..???LOL

WJ=33
Danny=58
Dan=19
Vinny???
RGEE???

IDRIVEALARGECAR
07-10-2005, 01:25 PM
SUCKING UP it will get you 121%

richardpetey
07-10-2005, 09:20 PM
A ENDURO CAR = 100.................................... :p
UNCLE PETEY....................... :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:

wshultz
07-10-2005, 09:52 PM
Whats wild willy equal to petey. :rolleyes:

wshultz
07-11-2005, 02:53 PM
Maybe I am too lazy to try. :lol:

richardpetey
07-11-2005, 11:30 PM
How about "enduro car A"?................................ :eek:
UNCLE PETEY................ :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:
PS...........Wild Willy is giving 129% towards the "cause"......... :applause:

wshultz
07-12-2005, 12:43 AM
Wow, 129% I thought it would be 29% Petey. :lol: