DAN D.
07-17-2005, 06:10 AM
I was going to put this is jokes but its not, sometimes I find some of these things true, and have some wisdom about them.Maybe you agree maybe you dont.. What do you think? :confused: :confused:
* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and somedays you're the statue.
* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
* Never buy a car you can't push.
* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time,because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
* The second mouse gets the cheese.
* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once
* We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp,some are pretty and some are dull Some have weird names , and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
*" A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
*Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today!
"If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere."-
* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and somedays you're the statue.
* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
* Never buy a car you can't push.
* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time,because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
* The second mouse gets the cheese.
* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once
* We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp,some are pretty and some are dull Some have weird names , and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
*" A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
*Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today!
"If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere."-