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BWR
08-01-2005, 08:28 AM
well we are always putting jokes here about women.well i found 1 for the ladies to laugh about.

Men are like...

1. Men are like . ..Laxatives . . . They irritate the s*** out of you.
2. Men are like . ..Bananas . . . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like . . . Weather . . . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like . . . Blenders . . . You need One, but you're not quite
sure why.
5. Men are like . . . Chocolate Bars . . . Sweet, smooth, & they usually
head right for your hips.
6. Men are like . . . Commercials . . . You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like . . . Department Stores . . . Their clothes are always 1/2
off.
8. Men are like . ..Government Bonds . . . They take soooooooo long to
mature.
9. Men are like . .. Mascara . . . They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
10. Men are like . .. Popcorn . . . They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.
11. Men are like . . . Snowstorms . . . You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like . . . Lava Lamps . . . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like . . . Parking Spots . . . All the good ones are taken, the
rest are handicapped.