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DAN D.
08-29-2005, 03:49 PM
WHY IS IT THAT ...

1. they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.
2. drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back
of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.
3. banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens
to the counters.
4.we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
5.we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.
6.we use the word 'politics' to describe the process
so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking
creatures'.
7.the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
8.women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
9.you don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
10."abbreviated" such a long word?
11.doctors call what they do "practice"?
12.lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
With real lemons?
13. the man who invests all your money called a broker?
14.the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
15.isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
16.didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
17.they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
18.the indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't
they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
19.sheep do not shrink when it rains?
20.they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
21.con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
22.flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
23. why do we park on drive ways and drive on parkways? :confused: