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DAN D.
09-01-2005, 12:42 AM
below are some pics of the gas thing going on .. :confused:

DAN D.
09-06-2005, 01:40 PM
this was emailed to me from The legendary stock car driver Les Ley's Grandson Mike, thanks Mike here is the link cliCk on it . it's a clean one.
The Gas Song (http://toccionline.kizash.com/films/1001/178/index.php)

BWR
09-06-2005, 02:00 PM
Thanks dan. iT makes me wonder, should I put my car on the road, or just keep paying for taxis. :confused:

broz
09-06-2005, 04:32 PM
The taxi drivers now want you to tip them more...

Taxi drivers want more too.... (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/local/story/343746p-293500c.html)

:*-(

DAN D.
09-06-2005, 10:49 PM
here is the gas price sign that I see when I drive down the road, just cliCk on it . below

RGeeProductions
09-07-2005, 12:23 AM
and this one across the street...

RGeeProductions
09-08-2005, 12:26 AM
Dan just sent me this idea but I just can't figure out how we are going to bottle the stuff!!!!

Dans Gas Source (http://www.longislandjam.com/jokes/Files/gassource.jpg)
Dan's Plan (http://www.longislandjam.com/jokes/Files/dangas04.jpg)

DAN D.
09-13-2005, 05:49 PM
I hope that the taco in my mouth is... a chicken chalupa supreme that I used to have as a daily intake.. hmmmmm. Also, now that I put camping in my life, I had the experience of having Beans... I wonder if there is a way???? never mind, not Jam material.. thanks, RGee, you are a brilliant genius when it comes to editing /creating pictures of me and all

LongIslandJam
09-13-2005, 08:06 PM
That's right. That's what your friendly neighborhood convenience store is for;)

broz
09-13-2005, 10:22 PM
Should "Habib" need to use the potty, then he might lock the door :)
And of course if the squishy machine goes down, what is the use of staying open anyway?

art11758
09-14-2005, 09:39 AM
Okay I'll ask. The "squishy machine"? Coffee makers, Big Gulp fountain area,the machine that keeps the cylindrical food objects warm, the nachos station and the donut box/rack are familiar to me. But the "squishy machine"??

broz
09-14-2005, 09:58 AM
This would be a "Simpson's" reference, :lol:

Apu's Squishy Machine (http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000AMK69.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

art11758
09-14-2005, 10:19 AM
LOL oh man...... I need to watch more television I guess. Just watching Adult Swim 4 nights a week isn't keeping me connected with whats going on in the world.

debbie33
09-14-2005, 02:57 PM
AKA Slurpee