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debbie33
01-25-2006, 04:38 PM
Three ladies-- one German, one Japanese and a hillibilly were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound, the German woman pressed her forearm and beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly-that was my pager, she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rings. The Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "that was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand."

The hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went into the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The hillbilly woman finally said, "well, will you look at that I'm getting a fax."