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IDRIVEALARGECAR
03-07-2006, 07:29 AM
Five Caribbean Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first, a Cuban surgeon, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, a Jamaican surgeon, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third, a Barbadian surgeon, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth, a Guyanian surgeon, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth, a Trinidadian surgeon, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the a$$ are interchangeable.