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BlingxBling
08-18-2006, 03:06 AM
A woman goes to visit a fortune-teller. In a dark and hazy room,
peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.
"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt . Prepare
yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible
death this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman stares at the fortuneteller's lined face,
then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to
know. She met the fortuneteller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked
her question: -------






Did they find me guilty!

W. J.
08-18-2006, 10:17 AM
And the fortune teller replied...










No, but his mistress got the death penalty!!!! :lol: