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Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bas?ard.
OK OK SO THATWAS NOT FUNNY HOW ABOUT THIS ONE ?
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
Mary had a little lamb....the doctors couldn't explain it.............. :eek:
or
Mary had a little lamb..........and everywhere she went, she stepped in lamb doo-doo.............................. :help:
UNCLE PETEY.................. :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:
What can I tell you?
Good thing they didn't have any misprints in the Nursery books I bought for my daughter, I'd be the one to shoot off some sort of vulgar words during book time.
seen on a bumper sticker (seriously): Mary had a little lamb, but I ate it.
Enough of Mary and her lamb what about Jack and Jill
JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
I thought it was "Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter......" Oh wait, never mind, that's Andrew Dice Clay. :lol: