Rules can't suck enough, BUT......................
No offense Woot, but if you checked for every little infraction, the tech guy would be there all week................................ :eek:
As much as I hate to agree with Joe(JCENDURO) about the (ugh)rules, he is right. All major performance enhancing modifications to a stock enduro car should be prohibited....................................... :help:
We tried to "run what ya brung" when NEETS was first created, but the guys who didn't want to spend the money to "buy the speed" started dropping like flys and we wound up with 15 to 20 cars in a race................... :disgusted
On the other hand, if you make the enduros absolutely/strictly stock, nobody would pass post-race inspection.................. :rolleyes:
The only exceptions to the rules should be made in the safety area.............. :applause:
UNCLE PETEY.................. :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:
Addendums to the NEETS Rules..............
The top ten cars will be impounded and sent to the NEETS blender for further technical disassembly and then sent to the enduro test and research facility, where they will be processed for final inspection....................... :help:
The top twenty drivers will have to submit to a NEETS "texas hold'em" car strip poker tournament with a $50 buy in, winner will have to reassemble his car to claim all prize monies........................................ :confused:
Any driver found in violation of the "strickly stock" make , model and year rules will be penalized the next race. The penalties will include 100 laps piloting a "ford" or "chrysler" product or whichever breaks first............. :eek:
All whinners, rules freaks and black flagged drivers will be forced to ride a mandatory 50 laps in SPEEDO's trunk....................... :drool:
Any questions, speak to anyone on the "only rules is there ain't no rules committee"........................................ .. :*-(
UNCLE PETEY...................... :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:
These rules subject to the "dogtrack dogma" which may be changed at any time by any one for anything.................... :(