Things You Gotta Know About The Defective Decimal................
He's always setting off his "airbag", if his lips are moving he's lying................:rolleyes:
He's a unbelievable driver, he once swerved to miss a tree then realized it was his air freshener.....................:help:
When he talks about his "big accident" you gotta ask "which one"..................:(
Lapdance has a trackside cross ready to mark the "inevitable" spot................:drool:
He sees more middle fingers than an oriental manicurist in a Lexus..........:*-(
He has five frame shops on his speed dial.................:-|
If he enters a 4 car race he'll finish 5th......................:)
When he puts 5 gallons of fuel in his racecar it triples in value...............:confused:
His rearview mirror is labelled: warning objects looking in mirror are dumber than they appear...................:lol:
The lettering on the back of his racecar sez: Body by Fisher, Brains by Mattel....................:eek:
UNCLE PETEY....................:wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:
No Fraction Attraction.....................
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Originally Posted by
310fig8
WOW Who's promoting this, Vince McMahon???? Get the ESPN Cameras out for this. It's gonna be fun being a part of this one. :lol:
Your correct Bill! When your dealing with the "fraction of a promoter" you have the Don King of enduros...........................:drool:
He has thrown so many enduro cars/drivers under the bus that the Port Authority Terminal is thinking of relocating to Lapdance..................:disgusted
He is so good at his job that in only 2 years he took an enduro series that sported a 60 to 70 car field and through hard work and dedication single-handedly turned that series into a 8 to 10 car demo-derby...................:eek:
He should be proud of himself for his contributions to the racing community, race directors of his caliber are rivalled only by promoters like the one that failed to pay the drivers and owners of the track and eventually led to the closing of Wall Stadium.................:mad:
The only saving grace is he won't have anything to do with the Nov. 28th NEETS race except watch how a real series operates.................:applause:
UNCLE PETEY......................:wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:
Let's keep this in mind...
This will be a notorious event...not because of who is running the show or who will be racing.
This will mark NEETS' return to Sundance Vacations Speedway since 2006...period.
The subject of this thread is to promote awareness of the upcoming event. The back-and-forth attacks have gotten old and are getting repetitive...we've heard this before, on and off the NEETS forum. Let's let it die once and for all...settle it on the track boys and I DON'T MEAN BY WRECKING EACH OTHER!!!
At this point, the conversation has gotten far from what the subject was supposed to be and in a final attempt here to promote racing and not a drama show....put up or shut up boys.... You want to prove who's right? Let's do this on the track, like adults and serious race car DRIVERS....
I'm not going to just shut the thread down, it is very easy to do that, but it doesn't solve the problem...before we just get back into the swing of the old point and type....let's get back to the subject of RACING.
Thanks and see you there!
The Fraction hasn't said UNCLE yet but................
Hey! Made ya say LAPDANCE.......................:cheers:
Nobody is knocking race tracks just the boneheads like you that run'em, so save your breath to blow up your date.............................:confused:
99% of all race directors give all the rest a bad name...................:help:
I don't wanna put a stop payment on your reality check but, even if they let you enter this race, you ran outa talent 20 years ago..................:rolleyes:
Give it up! Your depriving some poor village of their idiot.....................:drool:
Stop trying to use our forum discussions just to negatively hype up this event, you couldn't make headlines with a corduroy pillow..............:eek:
Your credibility is gone, stop talking like your some kind of racing aficionado, you'd have better luck as a used DEPENZ salesman.................:disgusted
UNCLE PETEY.................:wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: