Need a Racin' Jason Rental?..................
You are in luck! Uncle Petey's enduro racing stables are overflowing with low lap, only hit once lovelies.................................... :drool:
You can choose from our fabulous lease/buy out program or our popular rent to own deals...................................... ;)
Our warranties are second to none, including our Oklahoma guarantee; if it breaks in two pieces both halves are yours........................ :help:
For a limited time and a limited time only, we will be offering our Spring NEETS specials, including many multi-colored boneyard units w/o windows, corinthian leather, and air that doesn't blow cold even with a helper................. :eek:
UNCLE PETEY.................... :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:
By the way, nice job in the LM Sunday, if you keep this up, we'll have to let you run NEETS full time..................... :applause:
Nutz in your Chicken?.....................
Just between you, me, and my shrink, I really do have a couple of used NEETS enduro units ready for some memorial day orbits.................. :D
By the way, that N.J. air is hard to breath, but it works great in my tires.................. :help:
Sure I have problems! But you'll have issues if Ms. NEETS doesn't see you in an enduro car, especially after you dragged her into this post........................................... :eek:
Call me at the shop (908-852-4006), I'll hook you up, hehe................ :lol:
UNCLE PETEY..................... :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:
On second thought, maybe you better have Marissa drive it, hehe...... :applause: