Nursery rhyme

[DAN D.]

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bas?ard.



OK OK SO THATWAS NOT FUNNY HOW ABOUT THIS ONE ?

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

[richardpetey]

Mary had a little lamb....the doctors couldn't explain it..............
or
Mary had a little lamb..........and everywhere she went, she stepped in lamb doo-doo..............................
UNCLE PETEY..................

[W. J.]

What can I tell you?

[BlingxBling]

Good thing they didn't have any misprints in the Nursery books I bought for my daughter, I'd be the one to shoot off some sort of vulgar words during book time.

[Jones44]

seen on a bumper sticker (seriously): Mary had a little lamb, but I ate it.

[DAN D.]

Enough of Mary and her lamb what about Jack and Jill

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

[Jones44]

I thought it was "Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter......" Oh wait, never mind, that's Andrew Dice Clay.