Rednecks and what they are doing for our country....
(Originally Broadcast on SNL Weekend Update.)
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These Alabama boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday. You can click on the pic to see a larger version of the picture.
Life is shorter than you think. Don't be regretful for things that you could've, should've done. There's no time like the present. Just Do It!
Yesterday is the past, tomorrow is the future and today is a Present! Tell some one that you Love Them.
I wish I was 4 1/2 years old driving my quarter midget for the first time again.
THERE ARE ALSO OTHER POLISH PEOPLE OUT THERE BESIDES ME
Hey WJ is there such a word as UNFUNNY ? hey, Mr. Jitney when I put that up I had no intention with you in mind.. its "The Others" that interpreted in the manner in which they have .
Life is shorter than you think. Don't be regretful for things that you could've, should've done. There's no time like the present. Just Do It!
Yesterday is the past, tomorrow is the future and today is a Present! Tell some one that you Love Them.
I wish I was 4 1/2 years old driving my quarter midget for the first time again.
THERE ARE ALSO OTHER POLISH PEOPLE OUT THERE BESIDES ME
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