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Thread: 2 Free Banquet Tickets!!!

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    Lightbulb 2 Free Banquet Tickets!!!

    2 FREE tickets to the banquet are up for grabs!!!!

    Per the request of the donator of these tickets...all we need is the saddest excuse why you deserve them!!!

    Post your sob story up here and the donor will choose the saddest story....

    Like kittens up for adoption....they must go in a pair! .....awww..... I'm crying already!

    ...........Yes, this is for real..........
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    i would like to see these go to brian (coach ) yelk for puttin up me with and bigdaddy all season , usin his shop ,his truck to haul the cars , and for just puttin up with me in general

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    I recked my enduro car on the front strech when that damn dead car jumped out in front of me!!!!

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    I missed out on a chance to race since a yellow mustang broke the ZOOM ZOOM!

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    I rolled my car in the 3rd race of the season, managed to make it back for every race (except the one the day after my wedding) after that with the SAME car, held my spot in the top 10 and was 8th going into the final race, got hurt one week before the race and was not allowed to race due to workers comp related problems, which if I would have been able to race, even if I got dead last I would have only fallen a few points short of the top 10, and would have only had to finish 25th or better to secure my spot

    I got released from my injury (allowed to drive race cars again) the monday AFTER the Mutha.

    The same day we my 128 car ready to be scrapped since my relief driver got hit in the side and the car was destroyed during the Mutha.

    It's sad to me anyways

    And to top all of that off...a few other drivers decided they had to top my roll over by rolling more times, causing me to not even have the best roll over of the season...iy yi yi
    Last edited by DerbyN8-128; 11-30-2009 at 10:31 PM.
    Nate
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    My sad storys

    I "found" Critters wallet


    phil

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    My sad story

    Both my dogs hate me. The male has actually improved his aim to the point that he can urinate INSIDE my boots. My daughter thinks I am an embarrassment. She tells her friends she was adopted from Malaysia. Even my mother calls me a lazy, fat-a$$ed, pot-smoking loser. And you know my a$$ isn't even fat.

    My wife discovered that I don't have to die for my life insurance to pay off. So she keeps trying to get me to go to the doctor hoping I'll get diagnosed with a terminal illness so she can afford to move back in with her mother.

    They've been handing out pink slips every Friday for the last 6 weeks. I had a bad feeling a few Fridays ago. So I figured if I took the day off, they would have to pay me for another week. The only excuse I could think of was that I had a doctor's appointment. They were wise to that and told me to turn in a receipt or a note when I returned. So I went to the doctor.

    It happens that I'm at that magic age where every specialist in the entire healthcare industry has developed a test for you. And I had a referral for each and every one of them. I gave up up a quart of blood drawn out one ounce at a time. I urinated into a MUCH too small cup while standing under a Buck Rogers-looking Xray machine. I tried to tell the tech they had the air-conditioning up too high. Doctor's had to look in every opening. What exactly do they think they are going to find in my ear besides $50?? And have you ever seen the size of the scope they stick in your butt? Uggh.

    After that I had the priviledge of going back to my doctor and paying him $250 so he could read me the results. He opens the folder of test results, reads the first one and says, "If you don't stop drinking right now, your liver is going to fail within 3 months and you'll die." I gave him the same look I gave him when he told me I had to give up heroin. Not wanting a repeat of THAT discussion, he says nothing and proceeds to the next set of test reults. "Nevermind. Your hemmorhoids will kill you LONG before your liver craps out."

    "And you'll probably want to be drunk for that."
    Last edited by rpkulik; 12-01-2009 at 01:54 AM.
    Bob Kulik
    Kulik Racing

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    The downward spiral. Broke a radiator mount while running a strong 7th in the 4th race. Followed that by being taken out on lap 20 the next race and then having my car smashed into. Next race my transmission went on my way to the track. Scrambled to get a new one in for the following week only for it to rain. Finally got back onto the track so I could destroy it.

    But to top it all off. Now I have to help punchy build her car for next year
    "Taken To School"

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    hmmm...so far I am seeing mostly people who have already purchased tickets...how about those who have not purchased them?? As I recall this was a stipulation in the judging of the saddest story. (Even though Joe failed to mention that.... )

    And Bob...WHOA! I don't know if it is TMI or what but WHOA!
    Last edited by Erin C; 12-01-2009 at 08:37 AM.
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    have you all beat!

    I race a FORD t-bird!! Beat that!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tbirdracer View Post
    I race a FORD t-bird!! Beat that!!!!!!
    race??

    LOL!!! Sorry, had to!!
    Last edited by Erin C; 12-01-2009 at 09:28 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tbirdracer View Post
    I race a FORD t-bird!! Beat that!!!!!!

    I race a FORD truck against all cars! lol. Well, I should say my father and I race a truck. But it will be all me next season!

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    The G-Man42
    the last time i ran enduros was at mahoning......and i won in a festiva.......gave up runnin enduros to raise my daughter........now im gonna race again with neets with a vw so i guess ill be the odd guy.....im mentally unstable accordin to my family lol and they say i need help....im close to bein a midget bein only 5ft 3 lol i need a gps when i race so i dont get lost...lol the list goes on

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    I once hit a FORD truck
    I find that your selfish mind is a place to hide when you know what you are doing is wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by The G-Man42 View Post
    the last time i ran enduros was at mahoning......and i won in a festiva.......
    I beleive there is a picture of you in victory lane with two people picking that car up...I think that deserves two tickets alone...
    I find that your selfish mind is a place to hide when you know what you are doing is wrong

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