Redneck Love Poem...

[broz]

Susie Lee Done Fell In

[BWR]

Good 1 Broz.

[broz]

Ok, we have

[Jeff T]

What's a redneck's famous last words?

"Hey Y'all, Watch This!"

[Jones44]

WJ, that reminds me of one of my favorite "Foxworthyisms":
"If you go to the family reunion to meet women, you might be a redneck"

[allhailunc]

Or if you think The "Nutcracker" is something you did off the high dive

or if you've ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of the water tower to defend your sister's honor

or if someone yells "Hoe Down" and yer girlfreind hits the floor

or if you take yer dog for a walk and you both use the tree on the corner


YOU MIGHT JUST BE A "REDNECK"

[BWR]

If you are

[PT4cylEnduro]

If your mama

[richardpetey]

If you consider a six-pack and a bug zapper quality entertainment...............
If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain..................
If you think a "volvo" is part of a womens anatomy....................
If you mow your lawn and find another enduro car.............
If the porch on your trailer home collapses and kills three of your best hunting dogs.......
UNCLE PETEY........................