100% ???

[NEETS-1]

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and *** kissing that will put you over the top.

[RGeeProductions]

Good one Billy!!!

[BWR]

right b/s will get you far.

[wshultz]

I guess that took some thinking billnuts. I like the a55 kissing one.

[DAN D.]

I wonder what opinion adds up to ?? like professional opinion..???LOL

WJ=33
Danny=58
Dan=19
Vinny???
RGEE???

[IDRIVEALARGECAR]

SUCKING UP it will get you 121%

[richardpetey]

A ENDURO CAR = 100....................................
UNCLE PETEY.......................

[wshultz]

Whats wild willy equal to petey.

[wshultz]

Maybe I am too lazy to try.

[richardpetey]

How about "enduro car A"?................................
UNCLE PETEY................
PS...........Wild Willy is giving 129% towards the "cause".........

[wshultz]

Wow, 129% I thought it would be 29% Petey.