I Guess This Is General Info???

[DAN D.]

I was going to put this is jokes but its not, sometimes I find some of these things true, and have some wisdom about them.Maybe you agree maybe you dont.. What do you think?

* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and somedays you're the statue.

* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

* Never buy a car you can't push.

* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time,because then you won't have a leg to stand on.

* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

* The second mouse gets the cheese.

* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once

* We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp,some are pretty and some are dull Some have weird names , and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

*" A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

*Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today!

"If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere."-

[richardpetey]

Yo, Mr D., are you related to a guy named Murphy? hehe................
UNCLE PETEY..........

[DAN D.]

Murphy? He and I, way back, made up some laws. Then we threw a quarter up and I said it will wind up on heads, which murphy picked, and I picked tails. sure as it may be .. It wound up being heads and I said, "It figures, that's Murphy's law." And thus the law came about.."MURPHY"S LAW", What will go wrong, will!!!