A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the
plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was
brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the
Minister if he would like a drink.

Appalled, the minister replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken
advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."


The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too,
I didn't know we had a choice.."