gas jokes????

[DAN D.]

below are some pics of the gas thing going on ..

[DAN D.]

this was emailed to me from The legendary stock car driver Les Ley's Grandson Mike, thanks Mike here is the link cliCk on it . it's a clean one.
The Gas Song

[BWR]

Thanks dan. iT makes me wonder, should I put my car on the road, or just keep paying for taxis.

[broz]

The taxi drivers now want you to tip them more...

Taxi drivers want more too....

[DAN D.]

here is the gas price sign that I see when I drive down the road, just cliCk on it . below

[RGeeProductions]

and this one across the street...

[RGeeProductions]

Dan just sent me this idea but I just can't figure out how we are going to bottle the stuff!!!!

Dans Gas Source
Dan's Plan

[DAN D.]

I hope that the taco in my mouth is... a chicken chalupa supreme that I used to have as a daily intake.. hmmmmm. Also, now that I put camping in my life, I had the experience of having Beans... I wonder if there is a way???? never mind, not Jam material.. thanks, RGee, you are a brilliant genius when it comes to editing /creating pictures of me and all

[LongIslandJam]

That's right. That's what your friendly neighborhood convenience store is for

[broz]

Should "Habib" need to use the potty, then he might lock the door
And of course if the squishy machine goes down, what is the use of staying open anyway?

[art11758]

Okay I'll ask. The "squishy machine"? Coffee makers, Big Gulp fountain area,the machine that keeps the cylindrical food objects warm, the nachos station and the donut box/rack are familiar to me. But the "squishy machine"??

[broz]

This would be a "Simpson's" reference,

Apu's Squishy Machine

[art11758]

LOL oh man...... I need to watch more television I guess. Just watching Adult Swim 4 nights a week isn't keeping me connected with whats going on in the world.

[debbie33]

AKA Slurpee