who's your Daddy? Really ??

[DAN D.]

Sad commentary on life.

These will make you laugh. When someone puts in for
Child Support, the proper thing to do is to find out
who the father is and see why he is not providing
support. The following are all replies that Dallas
women have written on Child Support Agency forms in
the section for listing father's details. Or putting
it another way...Who's yo Daddy!

These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to
check out #
11 - it takes the prize and # 3 is runner up.


1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,
child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to
the identity of the father of child B, but I believe
that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
child as I was being sick out of a window when taken
unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a
list of names of men that I think were at the party if
this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little
girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand
Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met
that night I do remember that the sex was so good that
I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father,
can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my
daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by
my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can
contact BMW service stations in this area and see if
he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a
Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and
that he is Christ risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he
informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that
would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I
am torn between doing right by you and right by the
country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all
blacks look the same to me.

8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do
catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my
AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same
time.... well I don't have a clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was
conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the
Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing
that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program
about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed
in and watched more TV rather than going to the party
at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained
unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't
be sure which one made you fart.

[broz]

Well...
The fact that I actually live in Dallas doesn't help me here...
Thanks for "outing" me Danielson

I would say I could probably be linked to 2, 3 and 4

Damn Italian/Catholic genes....