A Poisonous Wife
A Poisonous Wife
A man goes to see his Rabbi.
"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asks, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what
should I do?" The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll
see what I can find out, and I'll let you know."
The next day, the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife
on the phone yesterday for over three hours. You want my advice?"
The man anxiously answers, "Yes."
"Take the poison," said the Rabbi.
Life is shorter than you think. Don't be regretful for things that you could've, should've done. There's no time like the present. Just Do It!
Yesterday is the past, tomorrow is the future and today is a Present! Tell some one that you Love Them.
I wish I was 4 1/2 years old driving my quarter midget for the first time again.
THERE ARE ALSO OTHER POLISH PEOPLE OUT THERE BESIDES ME
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