Getting old

[art11758]

Three old guys are out walking along the canal.

First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"

Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"

Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."

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A man was telling his neighbor at bingo, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."

"Really?" answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"

"Twelve thirty" answered the man.

[RGeeProductions]

HEY!!! Quit picking on me!!! LOL

[DAN D.]

What did you say ? quit kicking on me? LOL